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Random Demotivational Poster

WHEN I AM BORED - I send a text to a random number saying, " I hid the body ... Now what ? "

TAGS: when bored i text random
Rating: 4.63/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 20, 2012, 12:32 pm
I'm feeling a little bored right now; but I believe I have a particular number in mind of whose owner is OCD, lol!
CloudchaserS - February 26, 2012, 1:08 pm
Best done only if you have caller ID blocked or the cops actually could pay you a visit!
Feasibly - February 26, 2012, 11:59 am
Dang it Budog! I shoulda known that was you!
GaryO - February 26, 2012, 11:45 am
5ounds Steven Wrightish….nice take Bud
Reality Lord - February 26, 2012, 9:52 am


FLUFFY - Deadly Things Come In Can Come In Cute Packages.

TAGS: fluffy blademasterv lol random ect lol
Rating: 2.92/5

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ManiacalZManiac - February 17, 2009, 11:32 am
Deadly Things Come In Can Come In? wtf....
djp - September 22, 2008, 1:52 pm
grammar fail!


TAGS: half energy wasted random knowledge
Rating: 4.06/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 4:14 pm
In the older educational system, where homework was review of the material taught in class, yes, it helped improve retention of information. They don't do that anymore, unfortunately.
conundrum - November 15, 2011, 8:24 pm
Knowledge can retain longer if it is done repetitively. There may be more to homework than the subject the homework is about. You are given a task, as in life and work. if you don't complete it you get a bad grade (in trouble) Nice poster BTW!
CloudchaserS - November 15, 2011, 8:55 am
Is there any evidence that homework actually has a positive effect worth the effort on how much a child learns? If not, then why do schools keep requiring it and why do kids get punished when they refuse to do it even though it's not worth the effort?


TWITTER - You're doing it wrong

TAGS: random funny
Rating: 4.78/5

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CloudchaserS - October 19, 2011, 12:04 am
That was the twitter of its day
the1stCOMMI3 - October 18, 2011, 6:39 pm
I have actually seen this on multiple different sites

THE POWER OF INVISIBILITY! - Well the invisibility coat i ordered didn't work ... But the bike does!


TAGS: japan hadu saki alcohol weird f***ed random gross dumbass toilet humor stupid stupidity retard retards wrong hilarious fool fools internet ignorance idiot idiots funny motivational posters
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Smurf

Sidereal - January 11, 2010, 7:40 am
Crap spelling is ok though
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 11:55 pm
Tags are good... but try to keep it under 'Ivanhoe' length.

DIGNITY - This bunny has none...do you?

SCIENTISTS - Had to clone the one person that annoys you the most, your sister.

TAGS: clone annoy sister random
Rating: 4/5

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MissPriss - February 28, 2013, 8:30 am
Welcome to the site. 5Love the 1st poster catboy! Keep them coming. And take a few minutes to check out the other sites. Maybe you have some great ideas for posters for them too. I have 2 sisters so I'm sooooo happy scientists only clone 1....teehee

SEE, I TOLD YOU... - ... I can't focus without my coffee.

TAGS: funny random
Rating: 4.1/5

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newkevind51 - April 15, 2011, 1:53 pm
well that vag reconstrucion your mom was talking about... you should tell her that it didnt work roflmbo >:)
Porter2903 - April 15, 2011, 1:52 pm
Not even enough money to fix your face.
newkevind51 - April 15, 2011, 1:33 pm
Well my battery is now charged...Now...how much is she paying me...>:)
Porter2903 - April 15, 2011, 1:25 pm
Thats cause you're a dead battery.
newkevind51 - April 15, 2011, 1:24 pm
Yeah your mom couldnt get jump started either when she was riding me >:)

BALLS - No one can have just one!

TAGS: ball tennis funny random one
Rating: 2.8/5

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motifayk - January 19, 2013, 9:34 am
Maybe he should have had one more... He might not have gone for all that dope if he had.
motifayk - August 17, 2011, 9:34 am
So he's having a ball then... hmmm.....
Verdeckt - August 17, 2011, 9:01 am
Lance Armstrong does.

ONLY - for that girl in my dreams

Random Thoughts -

RICK ASTLEY - The worst enemy of frustrated virgins everywhere

TAGS: rick astley rickrolled damb not this again random
Rating: 2.92/5

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agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 1:59 pm
Rick-rolling is great. Well, the angry responses I get back are great.

HOT MESS - Yep, Found it! In its native habitat!

TAGS: random hair mess wigged out sister
Rating: 2.73/5

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Woody - July 20, 2009, 11:19 pm
Yes, she is a h** mess
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 9:51 pm
Is that All Spice?

THIS IS THE TIME WHEN - "Honey, where have you been?" seems like the last question to ask

OVERPROTECTIVE MOMS - This time they've gone too far

TAGS: moms random
Rating: 3.22/5

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aesop's folly - January 9, 2010, 3:07 pm
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 1:12 pm
Isn't that X-Box's new "Massage Hero"?

KIRSTIE ALLEY - Damn woman, lay off them Twinkies!

TAGS: jabba fat kirstie alley poop retarded random funny
Rating: 3.13/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 9, 2010, 1:34 am
Stay off my lawn!!
Bovee - February 8, 2010, 5:35 pm
@grey that was cold but i still laughed.
GreyScorpion - February 8, 2010, 5:21 pm
Last I heard, she was ordering Yeodawg pies from h**mail...
yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 8, 2010, 5:15 pm
My bad last i heard she was buying whole pies and eating them in her car in the parking lot with a plastic fork.

MOMMY! - Can we keep him?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Sorry 'bout the 5 candles but Death killed off like 16 of them before he got Jesus to do the rest

TAGS: birthday death grim reaper random in actuality jesus got you 5 more years added on to your life make him proud
Rating: 2.87/5

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wampyre - March 11, 2010, 8:38 am
21st birthday where Death & Jesus just happen to be there
gunpowdersaint - March 9, 2010, 8:48 am
...so... yeah I'm confused...

SO..... - ...think he'll mind if I keep the bike? I mean, the guy IS paralyzed and all.


TAGS: produceman gets help from iceman canada random moooooooooooooooo and aggy
Rating: 4/5

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Produceman117 - March 28, 2010, 1:41 am
Produceman117 - March 28, 2010, 1:40 am
Uh... umm... I uh... Thanks?

WORST DOCTOR - yada yada yada putting words ehre

TAGS: doctor funny comedy i was bored and listening to george carlin while searching google randomly
Rating: 3/5

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Iseult2 - February 8, 2012, 9:31 pm
TARDIS stands for Time And Relative Dimensions in Space, and its camouflage mechanism got stuck in that shape, as a Police Public Telephone Box with a nonfunctional phone in the time period when those were common and he never got around to fixing it.
Me_ - January 4, 2010, 4:56 pm
So what is with all the plain looking females side kicks?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:10 pm
They should have tried that with Daren from Bewitched. lol
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 2:08 pm
You see each time the "Doctor" get seriously injured he has to regenerate and in doing so he takes on a new form and personality. Talk about flawless story telling in my opinion.
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 2:08 pm
Actually 2 hearts. And yes he's a Time Lord AKA time traveller who uses a TARDIS (It's looks like a phone booth) to travel through time. ANd come to think of it David Tennant is no longer Dr. Who. Since Jan 1st it's Matt Smith now.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:03 pm
That's badass. lol Makes me wish I had watched the show. Isn't that the one where the guy is a time traveler with like four hearts?
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 1:59 pm
It's David Tennant the guy that plays Doctor Who in the new remake. It's a double joke for Dr. Who fans.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 1:34 pm
The empty space at the bottom kinda threw me off, but that's a great Carlin quote...and the pictured gentleman seems to be holding a probe of some kind. 4.5/5 If I could get these lions to cooperate...f*** it, I'll round up.

ORSON WELLES - Wreaking Havoc One Radio Broadcast At a Time

BATMAN - Fighting injustice when HE wants to Not when YOU want him to


YES!!! - Thanks for noticing! By the way, I finally found my way out of the paper bag!

TAGS: dog funny random
Rating: 3.5/5

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Porter2903 - March 6, 2012, 3:49 pm
d***, im good! ;)

ICE - It's hard water

TAGS: ice hard water test random
Rating: 3.14/5

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Reality Lord - September 21, 2010, 12:29 pm

and the sad thing is had this been flogged it could have been a really funny poster.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 21, 2010, 10:49 am
Crap 1L


Law Of Probabilities -

TAGS: randomness exercise
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 25, 2014, 6:10 am
Chinese New Year. Starts Jan 31. Ends Feb 6. For some it started a week ago and ends whenever they find their way back (late Feb). I was part of it when in Tianjin right after Y2K. Crazy.
Greeny - January 25, 2014, 5:18 am
I'll bite; what the hell is Cny?
Silverheart - January 25, 2014, 2:43 am

Another fun game is type in random numbers in the 'flaunt your poster' feature. Results may vary, and share the fun.
GaryO - January 25, 2014, 1:03 am
…..it’ll be my CNY resolution
GaryO - January 25, 2014, 1:00 am
‘Em, you type waaay too sober. I’m goin’ ta bed, on the sofa, in the den...pretty soon now. Tomorrow I start bein’ good. For sure this time.
EmilioDumphque - January 25, 2014, 12:48 am
Is there something random about the Wild Tchoupitoulas I don't know about?
GaryO - January 25, 2014, 12:36 am
Heh heh…….thirsty? hungry?...who is luv ullmann? You know what’s gooood? Egg rolls with h** mustard and ‘svit & sour’ sauce ..bless that ruskie hoar for feedin’ this ol’ bear
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 25, 2014, 12:15 am
Shadduup Gary. what kind of name is "Gary" anyway?......luv U man.
GaryO - January 25, 2014, 12:09 am
I so love the comment section when Mooooooooooooooooooo has had just right amount of kief…..orrrr……maybe it’s me. Whatever, 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 24, 2014, 11:46 pm
Did you just trick me?....I don't get it?!? 5L anyways...because you're cute for a melon.

THE ILLUSIVE YETI - If over the years, you had Nazis searching for you thinking you're the ancestor of the Aryan race to crazy T.V. hosts wanting to feel you up or scientists wanting to dissect you. You'd stay hard-to-find too.


OVER 100,000 - attempts to be funny

Fatty -


ADOBE - Tapping into the "Sex Sells" strategy.

TAGS: its random i know
Rating: 3/5

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FatherTyme - June 9, 2011, 2:50 pm
Wow, good catch, i'll never look at Adobe the same way again...
boinger - March 14, 2011, 1:59 pm
I believe it is called the 'Adokini'.
Derek - February 11, 2010, 3:43 pm
Oho! It's the Adobikini - or half of it

CTRL + ALT + DEL - Won't save you from your parents when they find out what you were really studying


TAGS: sparta random no
Rating: 2.38/5

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Mark - March 12, 2009, 4:58 pm
We're just good and decent people doing what we can one tunnel at a time. I generally wait for them to pop up on the comments page before shooting them a 1 furry feline. Most don't even get the tunnel = 1 comment. It's kinda like waiting in a deer blind.
RON - March 12, 2009, 4:18 pm
AMEN!!!!! -1... gee Mark...would keep us busy all day if could go thru and flush them all.
Mark - March 12, 2009, 3:50 pm
A perfect example of why tunnels = 1
Fatty - March 12, 2009, 2:31 pm
BOOOO! you suck

SIMON AND PAULA - Have just been replaced

/B/ - Now has a official sign.

TAGS: b 4**** random
Rating: 1.58/5
boeweizer - November 11, 2009, 5:58 am
no its sign language for t
Lolness - August 3, 2009, 8:27 am
I think it means ***ual Intercourse O_O
n00bium - August 3, 2009, 5:41 am
In Russia its really offensive, you could compare it to the finger, i have no idea what it means though not even though im born in kasachstan.
Gurgle - April 19, 2009, 2:27 am
Isn't that more like, Got Your Nose!!!

DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING - But whats with the guy in the back of him, with all the phones?

TAGS: random
Rating: 1.22/5

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Chef - May 13, 2010, 6:02 pm
Woohoo!!! Bonus points! Can I trade em in for LIONS?
agdaniele - May 13, 2010, 6:01 pm
That MOD stuff actually takes place on Wall Street.... so, bonus points for you, Chef!
Chef - May 13, 2010, 5:59 pm
They are the MODs keeping track of your comments and notifying your boss about your viewing history... that or some Wall Street thingy...
agdaniele - May 13, 2010, 5:56 pm
Don't know what they're doing? Really?